%26quot;It's a plane!%26quot;
%26quot;It's.... Oh ****, it IS a plane!%26quot;
Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They鈥檒l fly you straight from the airport to the office.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!
Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: %26quot;It's Raining Men%26quot;
Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. %26quot;My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, %26quot;But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!%26quot;
The fireman's wife turned to him and said, %26quot;Is this going to be a long story?%26quot;
Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a ****?
Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the %26quot;International House of Pancakes!%26quot;
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!Are these jokes funny? I was seriously dieing of laughter.?HA HA! Cool! Nice one
Have a nice day! :)Are these jokes funny? I was seriously dieing of laughter.?Dude, no.
9/11 was a tradgedy; don't mess with it and try to make it funny.Are these jokes funny? I was seriously dieing of laughter.?Naw dude, this ain't cool or funny at all.bbaaaadddddddd jokes.
if you can't come up with better jokes than these keep your day job.sorry, but these are terrible.
try again.Hey, 9/11 is a horrible thing that has happened, dont be maken joxe about itThe pentagon was not hit by a plane...do your homework b4 u try to b funnydude 9/11 is not a joke seriously.....not funny at allnot funny... AT ALLnice ones! wait for the thumbs down to me, and for the reporting of your question.
be less sensitive people!Dude, what happened to you to joke about 9/11.. Anyways, parents of victims will not like your jokes.
