Toronto Maple Leafs fans and haters alike. What are some of your favourite jokes?

Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

A: They both look good until they hit the ice.



Q: Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people have sex?

A: He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.



Q: What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarrette machine?

A: The cigarrette machine has Players.



Q: Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?

A: Because if they did, Toronto would want one too.



Q:How many Leafs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw it in and 5 to tell everyone how good the old bulb used to be.



Maple Leafs officials announced yesterday in Toronto that the hockey club would begin wearing brown uniforms next year. Apparently, Leafs do change colours when they fall.



WHY PLAYOFF HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX:



1. It's legal to play hockey professionally.



2. The puck is always hard.



3. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.



4. It lasts a full hour.



5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.



6. Your parents cheer when you score.



7. Periods only last 20 minutes.



8. You can count on it at least twice a week.



9. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.



10. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.Toronto Maple Leafs fans and haters alike. What are some of your favourite jokes?Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?

A: So the people there have a chance to see the Cup



Q: What do the Leafs and Raptors have in common?

A: Neither of the two can play hockey



Q: Why don't the Leafs drink tea?

A: Cause the Canadiens have all the cups



Q: Whats blue and white and lives in the basement?

A: The Leafs



Q: What did the Leafs fan do after the Leafs won the cup?

A: He turned off his Xbox



Q: What do you call 25 millionaires sitting around watching the playoffs on tv?

A: The Leafs



Q: Why can't the Leafs put together a website?

A: They can't figure out how to get 3 W's in a row
Toronto Maple Leafs fans and haters alike. What are some of your favourite jokes?
The Leafs themselves simply are the joke. Lmao, and I love it! I hate them more than any other team, mostly because the Canadian media covers them waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much (Especially considering that they've been the biggest joke of the league for most of the last 40 years), and because they easily have the stupidest fans in the entire world of sports. WNBA fans are smarter on average lol.
Toronto Maple Leafs fans and haters alike. What are some of your favourite jokes?
I got links within a link full of Leafs jokes.



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Palmateer/ Wregget/ Bester/ Reese/ Ing/ Cujo/ Belfour/ Raycroft/ Toskala (take your pick) was so depressed about their play that they jumped in front of a bus.



The bus went through their legs.



Ba-dum!



I've heard them all. Builds character.
In my school there's a picture of a skeleton in a lawn chair with a Leafs jersey on and underneath it, it says %26quot;Leafs fan waiting for the Cup.%26quot; Of course, being a hardcore Habs fan, this amused me. Now, the fact that it was in my school (And it's not like I live in Montreal or anything, that would be understandable, but I live in Edmonton), well, that just made me actually like my school.
Here are some jokes:



Q- Why do the Islanders play the Leafs?

A- They want to know how it is to win



Q- What does Nik Antropov and a guy who doesn't know magic both have in common?

A- They both can't score Hat Tricks



Q- Why is Brian Burke's son gay?

A- Because his dad works for the Leafs



Q- Why are the Leafs always Blue?

A- Because the always lose



Q- Why do the Leafs begin with an L?

A- Because they always start there season with one



I know, they're pretty bad jokes



I'm a Cancuks fan too.