What man do men always take off their hats?
The barber!
Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
He wanted a clean getaway!
If Phil %26amp; Lil were a fruit, what kind would they be?
A pear!
If a man falls into an outhouse hole, how long will he be in there?
It depends on how many moons he sees!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change!
What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth-Hurty!
hat did the dentist say to his computer?
You have a severe Megabyte!
Why did Jon go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?
His son...he was a little Bigger!.
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn't have any money!
Why did the man throw his pants out the window?
He heard the newspaper boy yell %26quot;Free Press%26quot;!
What do you call a funny guy whose face changes colors?
A chameleon!
Why is Santa Claus like a busy gardener?
Because all he does is HO HO HO!
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
Why did the lawyer go to court in her underwear?
Because she lost her suit!
Why is Bart Simpson's Dad afraid of Mark McGuire?
Because he hits a lot of Homers!
What do you get when you cross a grandma %26amp; an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can play Bingo!
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells!
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!Jokes!. What do you guys think of em?Very cute...somebody's been to the library lately!
